What it means

Another ding in my inbox,
the joyous possibility that it's you.
Oh ,all the wonderful things you may say!
I don't know what they are,
but what if you say them!?

In and out

He told me he was wearing his lucky underwear.
He always scored when he wore them.
I wanted to tell him about my lucky underwear,
I would put them on whenever I was worried I wouldn't get my period.
They had always worked their blood stained magic until the last time.
I decided not to say anything though.
Some people just can't get into preggos.
Literally.